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[ Someone is a little anxious. His chin rests in his hand and some pages can be heard fluttering in the background because, although you can't see it, his foot is tapping at super speed. ]

Hmm. 11 floors, 160 rooms, decent facilities, but it's so much smaller than I was expecting. I mean, I'm sure it's big enough for everyone's needs, but do you know how many times I can visit every room in half a minute? Too many, that's how many.

But hey, I'm sure I'll find a way to entertain myself. This whole inmate deal, when does that happen? Oh, sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself.

[ He smiles winningly. ] I'm Wally West, your newest warden. So, when can we get this party started?

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[ WOOSH! Good luck finding the remote in a random seat cushion somewhere in the room. ]

No way. I wanna see what happens with Two-Face and the Riddler!

But they're not even Riddler and Two-Face! God, I wonder if Nygma's seen this, this is ridiculous.

I dunno, I think they cast it pretty well for those two. [ Snicker. ] This may be a work of genius.

You're just saying that because it's not your life being ruined.

Oh, don't be so dramatic. It's not that bad. They got rid of the shortpants.

Yeah, to be replaced with nipple details. I'm not sure that's much of an improvement.

Maybe they thought it made you look more manly? Like dudes wearing pink or something. Have you always been this punny?

Why am I so old? I'd been Nightwing for like, years by the time I was that age.

Maybe they thought viewers would be freaked out by Batman kidnapping and training a ten year old. Lord knows the tabloids had a field day with it.

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Oh yeah, because Bruce taking in a twenty something year old kid is so much less sketchy.

It does beg a few choice questions. At least there's less of the "oh no, you're too young to fight crime" crap going around.

I guess.

You know, someone actually asked me why no one ever called CPS or something.

Seriously? I mean, I know it looks bad, but Bruce is a decent guy, right?

Yeah. And it's not like he had a ton of choice at first or whatever. I was going to go out and try to help regardless of if he approved or not.

Sorta makes me wonder about those comics. How accurate do you think they are?

I've only seen one, but if they're anything like this movie? Pretty loosely based at best. I mean seriously, since when did I have an older brother?

An older brother? Like, an older Grayson or an older Wayne?

Grayson, apparently. You'd think I'd remember having a brother who died with my parents. Thank you - [Picks up box.] Joel Schumacher.

[ He shrugs. ] Sounds like a douche anyway. I thought you were talking about the comics. I've gotta get my hands on some of those.

I know a couple people who might know where we could find some.

You have to hook me up, man. If only out of morbid curiosity.

I'll see what I can do.

Remind me again why I haven't seen you in ages?

Am I in one of my "screw Bruce and everyone else" phases? That's usually a reason I drop off people's radar.

Nah. I think it's me. I've been busy. I'll make it up to you, I swear.

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