Eighth Race

[gingerspeedster]

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[ Wally is bored, like so many others. But he learned his lesson after last time, and instead of whining about how bored he is? He's going to talk your ears off. ]

I always did hate politics. Court is adjourned, right? I hate courts too. No good memories ever come out of court. No matter how it ends, somebody comes out with their life thrown out of whack and most of the others come out feeling attacked at one point or the other. It's just one big pile of suck.

Here's an idea, why don't we have a vote about getting McDonald's in the dining hall? The food is good enough, sure, but I'd give my left kidney for a Big Mac. Make the vote for real change on the barge.

I guess I should be glad I'm not in the Justice League. I hear their 'talks' are awful. Still, I have to admit, nobody in the world throws a better party.

Comments

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

That first is an oxymoron.

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Punch it a few hundred times. I can outswim a shark, easy.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Blasphemy.

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[batmanschmatman]

Punching things can't solve all your problems.

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Obviously it can't solve my girl problems, but why would you even go there, Dick?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

No, it isn't.

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[batmanschmatman]

You're not the only one who's bored.

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

Philistine.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Another non-believer? What McDonald's and I have is special, okay?

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

It's that obvious, is it?

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Hey, no need to start calling people names.

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[batmanschmatman]

To someone who's known you as long as I have? Yeah.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Depending on your definition of 'special', sure.

All I'm saying is that it's way easier to cook a steak than assemble a nutritionally void hamburger.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

But the nutritionally void hamburgers come pre-made delicious. Steak takes effort.

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

Call him like I see them.

[collector]

It may be best to do so. Unless you'd want the Admiral to select his preferred McDonald's.

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Want to do something? We could play basketball. You could put together a team, a little one-on-seven.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

So that's a vote for "no" then, is it?

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

We could take a consensus and find out which McDonald's the most people are familiar with, and go with that. I'd be cool with British McDonald's. Or... Space British, or wherever all these British sounding people come from.

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[batmanschmatman]

Or you could just power down for a while and we could do some one on one.

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

You trust me not to cheat?

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[batmanschmatman]

I trust you to remember I know how to knock you out of the speedforce if you do.

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

It's hard to forget, actually. I'll get my gym clothes.

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[batmanschmatman]

So basically you're changed and there already and I should probably hurry up, right?

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Eventually somebody's going to notice all these dents in the floor from tapping my feet.