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Current Mood: bored
Current Location: his room

Eighth Race

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[ Wally is bored, like so many others. But he learned his lesson after last time, and instead of whining about how bored he is? He's going to talk your ears off. ]

I always did hate politics. Court is adjourned, right? I hate courts too. No good memories ever come out of court. No matter how it ends, somebody comes out with their life thrown out of whack and most of the others come out feeling attacked at one point or the other. It's just one big pile of suck.

Here's an idea, why don't we have a vote about getting McDonald's in the dining hall? The food is good enough, sure, but I'd give my left kidney for a Big Mac. Make the vote for real change on the barge.

I guess I should be glad I'm not in the Justice League. I hear their 'talks' are awful. Still, I have to admit, nobody in the world throws a better party.

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You had better be backing me up on this. I'm counting on your vote!

And you've got it, but I think I'm going to be keeping my kidneys, if that's cool with you.

Can't say I blame you, but what if we need it for the cause?

We can always steal one of Tim's kidneys.

No way, I've already been implicated. He'd murder me in my sleep.

Good point.

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But you'd get a chance to find out if you're really faster then an angry Robin.

You guys are tricky, though. It's not really a fair fight when I'm sleeping.

It's not our fault you guys are never prepared for anything.

Hey, I'm prepared for some stuff! Maybe not for a shark attack but utility belts aren't exactly aerodynamic.

I don't have a utility belt.

You have a utility thing. I know those gadgets don't come out of nowhere.

Gauntlets, Twinkle Toes. And boots.

Different strokes for different folks, ex-Boy Wonder.

So, what would you do if a shark attacked you?

Punch it a few hundred times. I can outswim a shark, easy.

Punching things can't solve all your problems.

Obviously it can't solve my girl problems, but why would you even go there, Dick?

You're not the only one who's bored.

It's that obvious, is it?

To someone who's known you as long as I have? Yeah.

Want to do something? We could play basketball. You could put together a team, a little one-on-seven.

Or you could just power down for a while and we could do some one on one.

You trust me not to cheat?

I trust you to remember I know how to knock you out of the speedforce if you do.

It's hard to forget, actually. I'll get my gym clothes.

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