Eighth Race

[gingerspeedster]

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[ Wally is bored, like so many others. But he learned his lesson after last time, and instead of whining about how bored he is? He's going to talk your ears off. ]

I always did hate politics. Court is adjourned, right? I hate courts too. No good memories ever come out of court. No matter how it ends, somebody comes out with their life thrown out of whack and most of the others come out feeling attacked at one point or the other. It's just one big pile of suck.

Here's an idea, why don't we have a vote about getting McDonald's in the dining hall? The food is good enough, sure, but I'd give my left kidney for a Big Mac. Make the vote for real change on the barge.

I guess I should be glad I'm not in the Justice League. I hear their 'talks' are awful. Still, I have to admit, nobody in the world throws a better party.

Comments

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Tacky, maybe. Delicious, definitely. Plus it would take the pressure off the kitchen to cater to my superspeed metabolism.

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

Someone has to staff the McDonald's.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

It's easier to cook 40 delicious Big Macs than 40 delicious steaks.

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

That first is an oxymoron.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Blasphemy.

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

Philistine.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Hey, no need to start calling people names.

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

Call him like I see them.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

So that's a vote for "no" then, is it?

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

I think that's a safe assumption.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

No, it isn't.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Another non-believer? What McDonald's and I have is special, okay?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Depending on your definition of 'special', sure.

All I'm saying is that it's way easier to cook a steak than assemble a nutritionally void hamburger.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

But the nutritionally void hamburgers come pre-made delicious. Steak takes effort.