Eighth Race

Feb. 5th, 2011 03:22 pm
gingerspeedster: (why am i sitting still)
[personal profile] gingerspeedster
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[ Wally is bored, like so many others. But he learned his lesson after last time, and instead of whining about how bored he is? He's going to talk your ears off. ]

I always did hate politics. Court is adjourned, right? I hate courts too. No good memories ever come out of court. No matter how it ends, somebody comes out with their life thrown out of whack and most of the others come out feeling attacked at one point or the other. It's just one big pile of suck.

Here's an idea, why don't we have a vote about getting McDonald's in the dining hall? The food is good enough, sure, but I'd give my left kidney for a Big Mac. Make the vote for real change on the barge.

I guess I should be glad I'm not in the Justice League. I hear their 'talks' are awful. Still, I have to admit, nobody in the world throws a better party.
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Date: 2011-02-05 08:24 pm (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Smug.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
I could get behind a campaign for McDonalds.

Date: 2011-02-05 08:25 pm (UTC)
ext_956330: Omega spotting a Punch and Judy Show (worried)
From: [identity profile] rass-bestie.livejournal.com
Oh, no. [Omega is frankly horrified. Go back to tempting fate, damn you!]

Date: 2011-02-05 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
You had better be backing me up on this. I'm counting on your vote!

Date: 2011-02-05 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
What, you have something against McDonald's? I could always settle for Burger King. Or even Wendy's, they have pretty good fries.

Date: 2011-02-05 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grand-lotus.livejournal.com
What is McDonald's?

Date: 2011-02-05 08:32 pm (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Yes I'm quite pleased with myself thanks)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
And you've got it, but I think I'm going to be keeping my kidneys, if that's cool with you.

Date: 2011-02-05 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
It's a restaurant we have back home. They make the best burgers for really cheap.

Date: 2011-02-05 08:32 pm (UTC)
ext_956330: Omega spotting a Punch and Judy Show (worried)
From: [identity profile] rass-bestie.livejournal.com
It's just plain... tacky! I'm sure a small restaurant have serviceable... fries. [He's resisting the temptation to call them chips.] And you'll be secure in the knowledge that these things matter to them. The personal touch.

Date: 2011-02-05 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
Can't say I blame you, but what if we need it for the cause?

Date: 2011-02-05 08:33 pm (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Gotham's Paris Hilton is a misnomer.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
We can always steal one of Tim's kidneys.

Date: 2011-02-05 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
Tacky, maybe. Delicious, definitely. Plus it would take the pressure off the kitchen to cater to my superspeed metabolism.

Date: 2011-02-05 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
No way, I've already been implicated. He'd murder me in my sleep.

Date: 2011-02-05 08:35 pm (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Smirk.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
Good point.

[Private]

But you'd get a chance to find out if you're really faster then an angry Robin.

Date: 2011-02-05 08:36 pm (UTC)
ext_956330: Omega spotting a Punch and Judy Show (not so licensed to kill)
From: [identity profile] rass-bestie.livejournal.com
Someone has to staff the McDonald's.

Date: 2011-02-05 08:37 pm (UTC)
collector: (for the good of the Admirality)
From: [personal profile] collector
Which sort of McDonald's? Japanese McDonald's? American McDonald's? Killoran McDonald's? [Species is never a problem when a franchise wants to expand.] I personally favour Martian McDonald's. The meat is always superior to other types.

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Date: 2011-02-05 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
You guys are tricky, though. It's not really a fair fight when I'm sleeping.

Date: 2011-02-05 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
It's easier to cook 40 delicious Big Macs than 40 delicious steaks.

Date: 2011-02-05 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
Do I have to choose? I couldn't taste the difference between Kansas McDonald's and French McDonald's. I couldn't say the same about Martian McDonald's, but I haven't really been in space recently.

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Date: 2011-02-05 08:43 pm (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (I'm a major dork.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
It's not our fault you guys are never prepared for anything.

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Date: 2011-02-05 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
Hey, I'm prepared for some stuff! Maybe not for a shark attack but utility belts aren't exactly aerodynamic.

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Date: 2011-02-05 08:45 pm (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Game face.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
I don't have a utility belt.

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Date: 2011-02-05 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
You have a utility thing. I know those gadgets don't come out of nowhere.

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Date: 2011-02-05 08:47 pm (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Smug.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
Gauntlets, Twinkle Toes. And boots.

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Date: 2011-02-05 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
Different strokes for different folks, ex-Boy Wonder.

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Date: 2011-02-05 08:52 pm (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Kind of a badass.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
So, what would you do if a shark attacked you?
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