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gingerspeedster ([personal profile] gingerspeedster) wrote2011-05-16 12:15 pm

Seventeenth Race

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[ This post is set to video for a very obvious reason: to put on display a massive pile of books, ranging from physics and biology to philosophy and the occult. And when I say massive, I don't mean a college kid doing a research paper. I mean twenty college kids doing a research paper. In fact, Wally is only there in voice. ]

I've been doing some research, working on a problem back home when I'm not working with Drake or trying to convince people not to try to kill him, and I've found something out.

[ A disembodied hand reaches out to grab a book on physics from the year 2099. He flips to a page about the speed of light, explaining how a thing's mass will change with speed. ]

My powers make no sense whatsoever. Do I get a phone home option? Because I'm starting to think Linda made it all up. It doesn't even make much sense mythologically. Yes, I said mythologically. No wonder STAR Labs had so much trouble figuring it out, it's all completely insane.

Does anybody know where I can find a book on the speedforce itself? It sure as heck isn't in this library. You'd think with centuries of material, someone would have written about it eventually.

[identity profile] fivestepsahead.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ He needs shit to do that's not Dealing With Eddie, so: ]

I've done a couple of tests with Barry before- [ pause ] the Crisis.

I can try to continue it.

[identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you think it'll help my kids?

[identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Then just tell me what I need to do.

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[identity profile] fivestepsahead.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
The results are with me.

Come over to my cabin. I have the equipment in the Cave. [ YES HE HAS THE CAVE HERE SHADDUP ]

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[identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be right over.

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You have a cave on the barge?