First Race

Dec. 15th, 2010 02:44 pm
gingerspeedster: (smile)
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[ Someone is a little anxious. His chin rests in his hand and some pages can be heard fluttering in the background because, although you can't see it, his foot is tapping at super speed. ]

Hmm. 11 floors, 160 rooms, decent facilities, but it's so much smaller than I was expecting. I mean, I'm sure it's big enough for everyone's needs, but do you know how many times I can visit every room in half a minute? Too many, that's how many.

But hey, I'm sure I'll find a way to entertain myself. This whole inmate deal, when does that happen? Oh, sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself.

[ He smiles winningly. ] I'm Wally West, your newest warden. So, when can we get this party started?

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Date: 2010-12-16 03:25 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Smirky McSmirksmirk.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
[At the moment, Dick doesn't really care, because you've been missing in action for a while back in his timeline so seeing you alive is pretty cool. You might be getting a totally manly hug right now.]

Man, it's good to see you.

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Date: 2010-12-16 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
[ The manliest hug ever. ]

You too! It feels like it's been ages.

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Date: 2010-12-16 03:41 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Dorky smile.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
[You have no idea. :| ]

So, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever - which apparently has me in it although I definitely don't remember ever wearing this outfit or looking like that - or Batman and Robin? There's like, two other ones but they're by different directors or something.

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Date: 2010-12-16 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
I wanna see my best man on the big screen. Which one with you came first?

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Date: 2010-12-16 03:44 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Goofing off.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
Ironically, Batman Forever, I think, if the copyright dates on the back are accurate. Seriously though, look at this guy! He looks nothing like me!

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Date: 2010-12-16 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
That costume's a little...

Better than shortpants though, right?

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Date: 2010-12-16 03:50 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Costume drama.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
It's like I raided Tim's closet and made some horrible adjustments.

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Date: 2010-12-16 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
Maybe it's not that bad on the big screen. Go on, put it in.

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Date: 2010-12-16 04:00 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Should I be concerned?)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
All right. [And he does!] If I have some kind of mental breakdown because of this film, the medical ward's on the second floor. Just in case you forgot.

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Date: 2010-12-16 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
[ He waves off the concern. ] Eh, I coulda found it anyway.

Decent theme music.

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Date: 2010-12-16 04:19 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Neutral.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
Guess that's one point in its favor.

I wonder how many other people we know have their own movies. This is totally weird.

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Date: 2010-12-16 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
I'm sure Supes has his own movie. Probably Wonder Woman too. Think there's a Green Lantern movie?

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Date: 2010-12-16 04:33 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Shrug.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
Probably, I mean, Hal's a pretty important guy.

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Date: 2010-12-16 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
I bet all the big names have movies. I wouldn't mind watching a movie about Wonder Woman...

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Date: 2010-12-16 05:03 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (You really expect me to believe that?)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
If the casting's as crappy as this movie? Might not be as much fun as you'd think.

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Date: 2010-12-16 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
You're a guy! It's different. They only cast babes in movies.

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Date: 2010-12-16 05:08 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (What the *fuck* Bruce?)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
Still, he doesn't even have the right hair color! How hard is it to find a guy with black hair?

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Date: 2010-12-16 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
Maybe the die job sucked. Hey, you don't think they'd have trouble finding somebody with red hair for me, do you? Man. Maybe they're better off doing a movie with Barry or Jay.

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Date: 2010-12-16 05:17 am (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Batman and Nightwing.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
Nah, you'd be the main character, so they'd try and make it more accurate. I'm just kinda doomed to be "the sidekick", even when I'm being played by a guy in his thirties or whatever.

What I want to know is why there's never a Nightwing movie or something. Everyone here still thinks I'm running around in the short pants.

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Date: 2010-12-16 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
Yeah, you're probably-

Woah, wait a second. Are those nipple details?

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Date: 2010-12-16 05:14 pm (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Being chased.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
... We are turning this off right now.

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Date: 2010-12-16 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
[ WOOSH! Good luck finding the remote in a random seat cushion somewhere in the room. ]

No way. I wanna see what happens with Two-Face and the Riddler!

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Date: 2010-12-16 06:34 pm (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Bargaining.)
From: [personal profile] batmanschmatman
But they're not even Riddler and Two-Face! God, I wonder if Nygma's seen this, this is ridiculous.

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Date: 2010-12-16 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingerspeedster.livejournal.com
I dunno, I think they cast it pretty well for those two. [ Snicker. ] This may be a work of genius.

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Date: 2010-12-16 06:59 pm (UTC)
batmanschmatman: (Conversational.)
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You're just saying that because it's not your life being ruined.

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