gingerspeedster | Joint Post with Iago

[ Here's an odd pair. Wally and Iago are standing side by side, looking downright amiably at the screen. Yes, it's that show host sort of amiable. You know what's coming, don't you? ]

Hellooooooo! I'm John.

And I'm John! We're super best friends! [ There's a long pause here as Iago, now called John, considers something...very deliberately. ] Almost like brothers!

That's right! [ Wally-John grins at the camera, then turns very deliberately to Iago-John. ] Hey John?

Yes, John?

Did you know... that speed and velocity are like brothers too? Just like us!

They're...not like brothers at all. They're completely different. Speed is how fast you're going and velocity is speed plus direction. [ There's a definite eyeroll here for the camera, but still with a smirk. Just a show, folks! ]

[ This is the part where Wally looks good and surprised. He considers this “new" information and what it might mean for his clever metaphor. ] So... they're like cousins?

...Sure, John. [ The rest of the Barge gets another very planned eyeroll from Iago also called John. But he takes a step back from the camera, ready to sing! Don't ask where the background music is coming from. Wally-John of course is moving the entire time. He can't seem to stand still. ]

When I'm on an airplane
And we're on a runway
Ready to take off
And then we're in the air

Motion, direction, acceleration
Motion, direction, acceleration

I've got speed (that's how fast I am moving)
I've got velocity (that's my speed and direction)

When I'm on my Big Wheel
Skateboard
Roller coaster
Race car
Motorcycle

Rocket ship
Into outer space

Motion (keep movin', keep movin', keep movin')

[ Wally-John begins to walk around in a circle to illustrate the point. ]

Direction (which way, anyway, uptown, all around)

[ He starts to go faster... ]

Acceleration (let's go faster)

[ And faster... ]

Acceleration (let's go faster)

[ Now he's just a blur circling around the room, going so fast that his voice is lost completely and Iago-John is alone for the last verse of the chorus. ]

I've got speed (that's how fast I am moving)
I've got velocity (that's my speed and direction)
I've got speed (that's how fast I am moving)
I've got velocity (that's my speed and direction)

[ooc | Red = Wally, Blue = Iago ]