First Shift

[gingerspeedster]

[ There's something different about Wally today. For starters, he seems freaked out. And business-like, something the barge doesn't get to see in him very often. Drake and Arthas may recognize his working face. Of course, the truly strange thing is that he doesn't seem to be moving particularly fast. In fact... ]

Thheeeeeeeerrreeeee'sss ssssooooooooommeeeethhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnngg wrrrroooooooooonnnnngggg heeeeeeeeeeeeerrree. Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisss thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss aaaaaa ssssuuuuuuuuuupppeeeeeeeer fffffaaaaaaaaaasssssstttt ffffllloooooooooddd oooooooorrr ddiiiiiiiiddd mmmyyyyyy aaallaaaaaaaarrrmmm cllllooooooooocccckkk jjjjuuuuuuuuuuussssssttt bbrrrreeeeeeaaaaaaaakkk tttthhhheeeee llllaaaaaaaawwwwss oooooofff pphhyyssssssssssiiiiiiiiccccsssss?

[ He very slowly picks up a pencil and drops it to demonstrate. The pencil falls... just like a normal pencil. Yup, it's just Wally. ]

[ Private to Kitchens ]

I'm preetty sure my food needs for the daay just spiked. Can you haandle that or shoould I aiiim to sleep thisoneoff?

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

[He laughs.]

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaattt haaaaaaaapppeeee-- [ Just because he's fast doesn't mean he's particularly smart. But lookit him figure it out like a big boy and step into high gear. ]

What happened to your hair?

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

...the flood. Let's go back to talking about your slow now, 'kay?

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Notachance. Icantalk as fast as I want. Assuming Icantime it riiiight...

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

[He's laughing again.]

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Laugh allyou like, but you have too admit your hair neededthebreak.

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

It did not.

[batmanschmatman]

Holy haberdashery, Wally, looks like you're gonna have a fun couple days.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Diiiid yoou just say haberdashery?

[batmanschmatman]

... Holy catchphrase, I did.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

GladI'm not the only one wiith soome weirdness.

[batmanschmatman]

Thanks for being so supportive.

So, you've totally lost your Batsuperspeed?

... Holy smokes, what is wrong with me?

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

It'snotsomuch that I lost the speeed, I juuust seem to be slowed down a bit. I can almostcatch up to normal time, I'm just having some troubleadjusting.

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[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Yooooooooooooou shoooooooooullllllld prooooooooobabbbbbbbblllllyyyyy speeeeeeeak ffffffffaaaaaaaaassssster.

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

I've almoost got thehangofit.

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[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Not enough, it seems.

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

I'm getting beetter! It just takes some trial and error.

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[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Some?

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

As oppoosed to none.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

...Are you in fucking slow-mo?

[Kitchen filter]

Should I ask why, or is this to do with the slow mo?

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Apparently. I'm soort of gettingthehang of it, but it's tough. I'm going to haave to be inoverdrive most of the day to keeep up. Whiich means more food.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

...Couldn't you just settle for being a bit slowed down?

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Ii'd rather sleep. Running at the speeed I'm stuck at now, I'm pretty useless. A brief sebaticalmakesmore sense.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

So what, you're like a jumping tape or something?

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to adjust my speed so that I sound noormal. I don't have alot to base it off oof.