First Shift

[gingerspeedster]

[ There's something different about Wally today. For starters, he seems freaked out. And business-like, something the barge doesn't get to see in him very often. Drake and Arthas may recognize his working face. Of course, the truly strange thing is that he doesn't seem to be moving particularly fast. In fact... ]

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[ He very slowly picks up a pencil and drops it to demonstrate. The pencil falls... just like a normal pencil. Yup, it's just Wally. ]

[ Private to Kitchens ]

I'm preetty sure my food needs for the daay just spiked. Can you haandle that or shoould I aiiim to sleep thisoneoff?

Comments

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

...Couldn't you just settle for being a bit slowed down?

Private

[batmanschmatman]

Well I'm glad you're around to educate them.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Ii'd rather sleep. Running at the speeed I'm stuck at now, I'm pretty useless. A brief sebaticalmakesmore sense.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

So what, you're like a jumping tape or something?

Re: Video

[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

When you're asking me to change my looks instead of my wicked ways? Yes.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to adjust my speed so that I sound noormal. I don't have alot to base it off oof.

Re: Video

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Just an experiment.

Private

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

That's what friends are for.

Private

[batmanschmatman]

You need anything, let me know.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

...Sounds like a fucking pain.

Private

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Saame to you. Just don't expect me to be very fast about it.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

You don't know the haalf of it. But once I find the right speed, it shouldn't be too hard to maintain.

Private

[batmanschmatman]

Don't worry about it. And don't burn yourself out.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Keep trying, mate. You're getting there.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Getting cloose? Because I'm running out of things to say.

Re: Private

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

I'll trynot to. I'm talking to the kitchens as we speak.

Re: Video

[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

...to see if my hair's the reason I'm evil?

Re: Video

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

You never knoow.

Private

[batmanschmatman]

Let's hope they know how to throw together cheeseburgers quickly.

Private

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

Video

[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

Yes I do know. Because I'm still evil.

voice

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Not enough, it seems.

Video

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

For now maybe. Wait until the end of the floood, see if you're feeling any less evil.

voice

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

I'm getting beetter! It just takes some trial and error.

Re: Video

[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

This is ridiculous. I'm evil because I was raised to be evil.

...does this mean you have no idea how to reform me?