First Shift

[gingerspeedster]

[ There's something different about Wally today. For starters, he seems freaked out. And business-like, something the barge doesn't get to see in him very often. Drake and Arthas may recognize his working face. Of course, the truly strange thing is that he doesn't seem to be moving particularly fast. In fact... ]

Thheeeeeeeerrreeeee'sss ssssooooooooommeeeethhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnngg wrrrroooooooooonnnnngggg heeeeeeeeeeeeerrree. Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisss thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss aaaaaa ssssuuuuuuuuuupppeeeeeeeer fffffaaaaaaaaaasssssstttt ffffllloooooooooddd oooooooorrr ddiiiiiiiiddd mmmyyyyyy aaallaaaaaaaarrrmmm cllllooooooooocccckkk jjjjuuuuuuuuuuussssssttt bbrrrreeeeeeaaaaaaaakkk tttthhhheeeee llllaaaaaaaawwwwss oooooofff pphhyyssssssssssiiiiiiiiccccsssss?

[ He very slowly picks up a pencil and drops it to demonstrate. The pencil falls... just like a normal pencil. Yup, it's just Wally. ]

[ Private to Kitchens ]

I'm preetty sure my food needs for the daay just spiked. Can you haandle that or shoould I aiiim to sleep thisoneoff?

Comments

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

[He laughs.]

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaattt haaaaaaaapppeeee-- [ Just because he's fast doesn't mean he's particularly smart. But lookit him figure it out like a big boy and step into high gear. ]

What happened to your hair?

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

...the flood. Let's go back to talking about your slow now, 'kay?

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Notachance. Icantalk as fast as I want. Assuming Icantime it riiiight...

[batmanschmatman]

Holy haberdashery, Wally, looks like you're gonna have a fun couple days.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Diiiid yoou just say haberdashery?

[batmanschmatman]

... Holy catchphrase, I did.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

GladI'm not the only one wiith soome weirdness.

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

[He's laughing again.]

[batmanschmatman]

Thanks for being so supportive.

So, you've totally lost your Batsuperspeed?

... Holy smokes, what is wrong with me?

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Laugh allyou like, but you have too admit your hair neededthebreak.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

It'snotsomuch that I lost the speeed, I juuust seem to be slowed down a bit. I can almostcatch up to normal time, I'm just having some troubleadjusting.

Private

[batmanschmatman]

Obviously. At least you've got some Batcontrol over it.

Private

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

How am Idoing so far?

Private

[batmanschmatman]

Your words are running together a little, but for the most part you're understandable.

What kind of Batflood... dammit. Do you think this is?

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

That's something, at least. I'll try to woork on the sluurring. All I know so far is that Drake's hair iisn't all punk-rock anymore and you're referring to everything as being bat-like.

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

It did not.

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[batmanschmatman]

Don't forget the Batholy fill in the blanks.

... How many before-you-got here Batnetwork posts have you read?

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

God forbid Iforget those.

None? Shoould I have beeen?

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Hair iisn't meant to stick up like a porcupiine twenty-four seveen.

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

I don't see any harm in making it do that, though.

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Eventually it'll getbrittle and start to break.

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

...that can happen?

Private

[batmanschmatman]

Holy oversight, no, you were here when everyone turned into BatTV Show characters.

I think I'm turning back into the excessively kid friendly Robin.

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[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Yooooooooooooou shoooooooooullllllld prooooooooobabbbbbbbblllllyyyyy speeeeeeeak ffffffffaaaaaaaaassssster.