Twentieth Race

[gingerspeedster]

[ Oh no! A sad face! ]

Bad news, guys. I asked, and the Admiral says no pizza party.

[ He pauses for the inevitable sigh of disappointment before turning determined. ]

But Dracula's right, we could use a decent party. I know a few people who can supply music. What do you say, Kitchens? Cook us up something special? [ And a grin, ] I can handle the clean up no problem.

How's tomorrow night sound? Nobody has anything malevolent or insidious planned, I hope?

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[feels-no-love.livejournal.com]

Let me check my calendar.

...no, nothing nefarious planned for tomorrow night. Carry on....

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Alright, so that's one disaster I can mark off the list.

[mightymorbid]

What is pizza?

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

You've never had pizza before?

[mightymorbid]

No.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

It's bread with tomato sauce and cheese melted on top of it, sometimes other things too. It's a staple of the American diet.

[mightymorbid]

And look at me. All not American.

Why do you need the Admiral to make it for you?

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

It's great for parties. Like a whole meal stuffed into a flat triangle. We'd need a lot to feed the whole barge.

[mightymorbid]

So make a lot.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

I would if I could cook.

[mightymorbid]

So instead of asking people on the barge to cook, you thought you'd ask the Admiral to do it.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

So I guess you missed the part where I did both?

[mightymorbid]

If you're that dead set on having it you'd make it happen.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm doing right now. What's with the attitude?

[mightymorbid]

What attitude?

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

The attitude like I personally offended you by planning a pizza party.

[mightymorbid]

I think you just like to think everyone has a problem with you.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

You're talking to me like I'm an idiot and I haven't done anything wrong. I think I'm in the right if I'm a little bit offended.

[mightymorbid]

Oh no, you've done nothing wrong. Your mental shortcomings are hardly your fault.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

My ten year old has better manners than you.

[mightymorbid]

That must make things awkward for you back at home.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

[ Wally is unimpressed with your maturity. ]

I think we're done here.

He's not :3

[mightymorbid]

So have you at least tried to make it before?

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[subtlescience]

You've been here longer than I have and you don't know what pizza is?

Tell me you're having a go at him.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Just once. My wife forbade me from ever trying it again. Especially in the house.