Twentieth Race

[gingerspeedster]

[ Oh no! A sad face! ]

Bad news, guys. I asked, and the Admiral says no pizza party.

[ He pauses for the inevitable sigh of disappointment before turning determined. ]

But Dracula's right, we could use a decent party. I know a few people who can supply music. What do you say, Kitchens? Cook us up something special? [ And a grin, ] I can handle the clean up no problem.

How's tomorrow night sound? Nobody has anything malevolent or insidious planned, I hope?

Comments

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

I would if I could cook.

[mightymorbid]

So instead of asking people on the barge to cook, you thought you'd ask the Admiral to do it.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

So I guess you missed the part where I did both?

[mightymorbid]

If you're that dead set on having it you'd make it happen.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm doing right now. What's with the attitude?

[mightymorbid]

What attitude?

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

The attitude like I personally offended you by planning a pizza party.

[mightymorbid]

I think you just like to think everyone has a problem with you.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

You're talking to me like I'm an idiot and I haven't done anything wrong. I think I'm in the right if I'm a little bit offended.

[mightymorbid]

Oh no, you've done nothing wrong. Your mental shortcomings are hardly your fault.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

My ten year old has better manners than you.

[mightymorbid]

That must make things awkward for you back at home.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

[ Wally is unimpressed with your maturity. ]

I think we're done here.

He's not :3

[mightymorbid]

So have you at least tried to make it before?

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Just once. My wife forbade me from ever trying it again. Especially in the house.

[mightymorbid]

And this woman had children with you.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

She didn't marry me for my cooking skills.

[mightymorbid]

I didn't mention marriage. I mentioned procreating. Very different thing.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

I was trying to imply that we're in love.

[mightymorbid]

And?

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

And if you want the birds and the bees speech, get it from your warden.

[mightymorbid]

So how do you get along without someone to cut your food for you?

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

It's like I need a spray bottle for you or something. Haven't you been house trained?

[mightymorbid]

You bring devastation in a kitchen setting and I'm the one that needs to be house trained?

I don't know whether to laugh at you or throw peanuts at you.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Like I said, done here.