First Shift

[gingerspeedster]

[ There's something different about Wally today. For starters, he seems freaked out. And business-like, something the barge doesn't get to see in him very often. Drake and Arthas may recognize his working face. Of course, the truly strange thing is that he doesn't seem to be moving particularly fast. In fact... ]

Thheeeeeeeerrreeeee'sss ssssooooooooommeeeethhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnngg wrrrroooooooooonnnnngggg heeeeeeeeeeeeerrree. Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisss thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss aaaaaa ssssuuuuuuuuuupppeeeeeeeer fffffaaaaaaaaaasssssstttt ffffllloooooooooddd oooooooorrr ddiiiiiiiiddd mmmyyyyyy aaallaaaaaaaarrrmmm cllllooooooooocccckkk jjjjuuuuuuuuuuussssssttt bbrrrreeeeeeaaaaaaaakkk tttthhhheeeee llllaaaaaaaawwwwss oooooofff pphhyyssssssssssiiiiiiiiccccsssss?

[ He very slowly picks up a pencil and drops it to demonstrate. The pencil falls... just like a normal pencil. Yup, it's just Wally. ]

[ Private to Kitchens ]

I'm preetty sure my food needs for the daay just spiked. Can you haandle that or shoould I aiiim to sleep thisoneoff?

Comments

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaattt haaaaaaaapppeeee-- [ Just because he's fast doesn't mean he's particularly smart. But lookit him figure it out like a big boy and step into high gear. ]

What happened to your hair?

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

...the flood. Let's go back to talking about your slow now, 'kay?

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Notachance. Icantalk as fast as I want. Assuming Icantime it riiiight...

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

[He's laughing again.]

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Laugh allyou like, but you have too admit your hair neededthebreak.

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

It did not.

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Hair iisn't meant to stick up like a porcupiine twenty-four seveen.

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

I don't see any harm in making it do that, though.

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Eventually it'll getbrittle and start to break.

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

...that can happen?

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Happens allthetime.

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

Well, this flood should be enough to rejuvenate my hair for the next ten years.

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

I don't thinkit works that way.

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

I think it does.

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

You didn't even know that youwere destroying yoour hair. How would you know how iit works?

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

...I don't want to lose my pretty hair. Or my hair's prettiness.

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

I'm sure your haair will be just fine if you take good care of it.

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

I do. I use shampoo and conditioner for color treated hair and everything.

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Maybe you could try leaving it aas it is a couple daysaweek? Just to try something new.

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

...why are you trying to get me to change my hair?

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

No reeason. I'm yourwarden. Do I have to have a reason to suggest a change?

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

When you're asking me to change my looks instead of my wicked ways? Yes.

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Just an experiment.

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[flashy-magic.livejournal.com]

...to see if my hair's the reason I'm evil?

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[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

You never knoow.