First Shift

[gingerspeedster]

[ There's something different about Wally today. For starters, he seems freaked out. And business-like, something the barge doesn't get to see in him very often. Drake and Arthas may recognize his working face. Of course, the truly strange thing is that he doesn't seem to be moving particularly fast. In fact... ]

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[ He very slowly picks up a pencil and drops it to demonstrate. The pencil falls... just like a normal pencil. Yup, it's just Wally. ]

[ Private to Kitchens ]

I'm preetty sure my food needs for the daay just spiked. Can you haandle that or shoould I aiiim to sleep thisoneoff?

Comments

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

So what, you're like a jumping tape or something?

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to adjust my speed so that I sound noormal. I don't have alot to base it off oof.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

...Sounds like a fucking pain.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

You don't know the haalf of it. But once I find the right speed, it shouldn't be too hard to maintain.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Keep trying, mate. You're getting there.

[gingerspeedster.livejournal.com]

Getting cloose? Because I'm running out of things to say.